May 2013
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kanyewesticle:
my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
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h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
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morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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ghostkid:
girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
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phistbump:
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
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yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
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nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
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poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
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darrynek:
darrynek:
i need to stop talking to myself so much
no you don’t
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winchesterlicious:
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
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snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
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rneerkat:
do noodles end their prayers with “ramen”
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doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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chandelierbing:
if something happens to the human race, I vote we eliminate everyone who publicly and obnoxiously chomps their gum and eats with their mouths open first
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carlyreajepson:
sofalcondone:
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
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gossipgran:
i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
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aeug:
i would lose weight but i hate losing
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merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i...
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Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
