sometimes i just
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
whenever i see the face on the cover of gatsby i always think of nicholas cage???
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life
*joe jonas voice* oh how the tables have turned
why be in a band when a band could be in you