my college meeting with my guidance counselor today
Guidance Counselor: So what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?
Me: Um. I don't know
(in my head): Bitch I will be driving a rose gold Mercedes around this school dropping my 3 year olds off at pre-school whilst wearing Celine. Then I'll get a mani-pedi and shop for my fucking rich husband, sit on the board at a few charities and sponsor a few art galleries. At night I'll go to galas and dinners for some pointless shit and then I will sit in my 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and remember when 10 years ago today, you asked me this question.