dennys:

Wow.

posted 1 day ago via khunceited (©dennys) with 3,352 notes — reblog
tags: omg,

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 15 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

foxxxxygrandpa:

MISS.

FOR A DOLLAR.

NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck

my college meeting with my guidance counselor today

Guidance Counselor: So what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?
Me: Um. I don't know
(in my head): Bitch I will be driving a rose gold Mercedes around this school dropping my 3 year olds off at pre-school whilst wearing Celine. Then I'll get a mani-pedi and shop for my fucking rich husband, sit on the board at a few charities and sponsor a few art galleries. At night I'll go to galas and dinners for some pointless shit and then I will sit in my 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and remember when 10 years ago today, you asked me this question.
posted 2 weeks ago via narioo (©vogue-vita) with 262 notes — reblog
tags: omg,text,

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

sidofferey-thethird:

So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE

honeychickn:

fartgallery:

My favorite tumblr user is www

you little shit

THEME