bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

me nd my pirate girlfriend

tummydrummer:

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

deathmensch:

"The Big Bang Theory except every instance of canned laughter is replaced with Tidus’s laugh from Final Fantasy X."

stilinskigenes:

You’re all welcome

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

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