i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
effie trinket was in so much pain over katniss and peeta going back to the hunger games in fact you could say she was in mahagony
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID